Special Weather for a Special Place

SPECIAL WEATHER
STATEMENT NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CORPUS CHRISTI TX INCLUDING THE CITIES OF......CORPUS CHRISTI...
...HEAT INDICES BETWEEN 105 AND 109 DEGREES ARE EXPECTED TODAY...

…RESIDENTS WITH OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES PLANNED ARE URGED TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER...[etc.]

YOUNG CHILDREN AND PETS SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT UNATTENDED IN VEHICLES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE DURING WARM OR HOT WEATHER WHEN CAR INTERIORS CAN REACH LETHAL TEMPERATURES IN A MATTER OF MINUTES.

First, let me say that I don't believe its possible for something to be "especially true". I believe Truth is a superlative and cannot be more, or less, than what it is. When a former US President's Press Secretary said, “He may have ‘shaved the truth’” (the expression is, "shaded the truth", by the way) everyone except the Party zombies realized this meant the President had lied.

Second, people shouldn't have to be instructed by the National Weather Service not to leave their kids unattended in cars. I realize kids don’t come with service manuals, but this should be a no-brainer.

With those nits picked, let me point out that this “Special” Weather Statement has been issued for the past three weeks.
It’s no longer special.

The temperature on this part of the Gulf Coast is in the low-to-mid-nineties every summer. No, it doesn’t seem hotter this year; you’ve been brainwashed by the Administration’s propaganda team. Some place just recorded it’s first ever July snow, and a glacier in Argentina is growing “despite global warming”, according to the news. Glaciers and snow don’t happen where its warm, which is why my town only sees snow every twenty years or so and, while both the Chupacabra and ghost of Chipita Rodriquez have been reported seen hereabouts, there have been no glacier sightings.

I couldn’t live anywhere else.

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